Breaking News!
AP News (Alton, NH): Ms. Mairead (Maisie) Clayton was identified early yesterday afternoon to have rolled over on her own. The incident occurred as Mommy and Baby were practicing “Tummy Time”, and was apparently the result of wanting to get to one of her Toys. The Toy was unavailable for comment….Later that day, in an attempt to identify if this was a pattern, or simply a random act of rolling, Mother and Father both attempted to re-create the incident. Ms. Clayton, again, rolled over on her own, this time, officials suspect, to see Daddy. When asked about the incident, Ms. Clayton had this to say…..”Mmm…goo….ayayayaya…..[SCREECH]…giggle….”










